Working Class Terms

 

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What employers list in the application and what YOU should expect…

  
"COMPETITIVE SALARY": We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors…
 
"JOIN OUR FAST PACED TEAM": We have no time to train you…
 
"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE": We don’t pay enough to expect that you dress up well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings…
 
"MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED": You’ll be six months behind schedule on your first day…
 
"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED": Some time each night and some time each weekend…
 
"DUTIES WILL VARY": Anyone in the office can boss you around…
 
"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL": We have no quality control…
 
"CARREER MINDED": Female applicants must be childless…(…and remain that way…)
 
"APPLY IN PERSON": If you’re old , fat or ugly or even of certain ethnic group you might be told the posistion has been filled…
 
"NO PHONECALLS PLEASE": We’ve filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality…
 
"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE": You’ll need it to replace three people who just left…
 
"PROBLEM SOLVING SKILLS A MUST": You’re walking into a company in perpetual chaos…
 
"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS": You’ll have the responsibilities of a manager without the pay or respect…
 
"GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS": Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it… 
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